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What kind of animal with lipstick are you?

A lot of animals have been in the press lately prettied and gussied up with lipstick. Lipstick on a pig, a pit bull with lipstick. Which animal with lipstick on it would you be? Take our quiz to find out where you rank in the food chain.

  1. You have a credible report that terrorists have are planning an attack on U.S. soil. You:

  2. The price of gasoline is spiking. Money is going to our enemies and America's standard of living is going down. You:

  3. Americans are having a hard time getting access to high-quality, affordable health care. You:

  4. The budget deficit last year was $407 billion. How do we close that gap?

  5. Innocent people are being killed in Darfur, Sudan. What is your reaction?

  6. The U.S. has a higher murder rate than most of the western world. How can we lower it?

  7. Unemployment is going up. How can we make it come back down?